Idk what to write so here's a list of fictional characters I would let step on me and give me chlamydia:
1) Toji mfkn Fushiguro ( Dilf of the decade )
2)levi Ackerman
3)Fred Weasley
4)Sukuna daddie
5)Sebastian from black butler
5)mr.rochester from jane eyre no im kidding haha not really tho 👀