Angry_Blonde
hiii
SquirtyBertyMccraken
Angry_Blonde
hiiiii
bloodlustGenocide
Yo homie, you should totally download Google Chat cuz that's where me and my husband talk to each other
bloodlustGenocide
@SquirtyBertyMccracken for some reason it's not showing up so try Y3wSukCr4p@gmail.com
SquirtyBertyMccraken
Gosh guys I love all my adoring fans
Twinkyfag
can me and my gay husband please adopt you also have you seen pete wentz naked circa 2006
SquirtyBertyMccraken
@Twinkyfag OHEMGEE of course you can that would mean the WORLD to me since I've never had parentsbwfore!!! I love you my gay dad and probably dad I don't know but I love you guys so dearly!!!
Twinkyfag
I worship the ground you walk on thank you for living please lick me
SquirtyBertyMccraken
@Twinkyfag *licks from head to toe slowly dragging my cat like tongue across your body until it sends shivers down your spine* "like that sweetheart "
bloodlustGenocide
ok I'm like your #1 fan, what's your inspiration to write such life changing and motivational stories
SquirtyBertyMccraken
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@RAD_MAN99 heh my #1 inspiration is Bert McCrackens asshole tbh it spoke to me in a dream ❤️ thanks for being a fan