Squished_Out

YOUV E GOT IT ANDYOUVE HADIT.
          
          IVE HADIT
          
          WITHALL OF YOU.

I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G. The gangster life is the life for me. Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night, the gangster life is hella tight. I walk around town with a stark erection, then I give your mom a yeast infection.

I'M HAPPY BUT I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO CRY

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

My lips are tingling violently. Remind me not to accept lip balm from other people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO STRESSED BUT I'M GOING TO PROCRASTINATE ANYWAYS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE KILL ME

*thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, yeah, everybody's thrusting, left to right, right to left, everybody's thrusting up and down*

Oh my god read Phan Oneshots Collection by @okayintatarus because it is sooooooooooooo good omf

HELLO CONICHI-FUCKING-WA
          
          ARE YOU ALL READY TO GET KAWAII AS FUCK

KAWAII IN THE STREETS SENPAI IN THE SHEETS