There had been endless rattling coming from the bushes farther off in the forest, Dipper and Mabel had even mentioned it enough, the family caught glimpses of the creature, it didn’t look like anything Stanford had ever spotted before, something about it seemed reminiscent of an opossum, but no…it was far too large for that. One day when you were off about your studies you caught yet another glimpse of this creature, it seemed to try to scatter but something caught it, a horrible yelp came from behind the bush and the creature began to whine and yowl. “ACK HOLY DICTIONARY!” It cried out…an odd profanity to say the least, not one that would be considered as such to humans.