Hello there! You might know me as the person who has 43 cameras in your household and lives in your walls...!
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No? Okay, fine. If you don't know me:
Hello! My name is Writer Block of the Block Family!

So yeah, I'm KIND of a big deal around here. If you didn't know, my family runs the worldwide famous, most popular and powerful company that could ever cease to exist, Kinoko Kingdom!

Well. Probably shouldn't have introduced myself to the millions. My adoptive parent, Charlie British Smiles (originally a Soot before their ex basically forced them to change their last name) found me in a forest one day and decided to keep me because they "were trying to find kids with shitty lifestyles to give them better ones", quote unquote. Not anything I can do about it so oh well!

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