StanLoonaYouLoonatic

B,YES I DO DAVID IS FUCKIN' PRECIOUS 

Someone hitting on me:Hey what’s your name? ;;;)))
          Me: -mind : sh*t don’t mess this up- uH , TACOBELL.
          That guy: -walks off-

Me earlier:Hey can I get a fork? Sub:Yeah! Would you like some napkins too? Me:No thanks. Sub:Here you go! -places them on the table- Me after she walks off: -dies-

I claim these conversations-

N e v e r B o r r o w A p e n F r o m Y u ri

DESTANLEY ALL THE WAY MOTHER TRUCKERS! WOOOOOOOO!!!

What comes next?

LMFAO I'm watching IT I'm over here smiling seeing my bbys and saying my favorite lines and my mom is scared as shit 

I'm scared of my bath tub now. Thanks Stanley, you fucking jew :')

ILY AND IM DOING ZE SPAM FOR UR OWN GOOD