Hey dude, I'm Stan. I live here in South Park, I have sister, Shelly, and my dad and mom.

I'm friends with Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, I think he died though. My girlfriends name is Wendy... *looks off dreamily* 

My family's a complete embarrassment, but we get along, um... I guess that's it, make sure to check out my friends profiles, they're cool, um, see ya.