Staphtheloser

Heyo everyone. I am thrilled to let everyone know that I have published a new book. Please do check it out if it looks interesting.Thank you!!
          	
          	
          	

taemimi95z

@Staphtheloser your story are always enjoyable,  been more than 2 years reading your stories and never once they were boring
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Staphtheloser

@taemimi95z 
          	  I'm excited to see how my writing evolves. Hopefully, it will be an enjoyable read. Thank you again for promising to stick around ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠v⁠Ӧ⁠。⁠)
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CrystalSnow95z

Hello Author, just a fan..who's wondering if you forgot about or are you done with RÊVE..the last time we communicated through the comments on that book..you said Jm was going to start showing Tae some interest..hope all is well with you also ❤️

CrystalSnow95z

@Staphtheloser I totally understand, life happens alot :) happy that you are good and glad to hear of an pending update..tale care ❤️
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Staphtheloser

@CrystalSnow95z 
            First of all, I’m really sorry for not updating for months. I know I can be pretty bad at keeping up with updates sometimes, and I truly apologize. Things have been a little busy lately, and even when I want to sit down and write, I usually end up too tired and just fall asleep. I’m really sorry about that. I promise I’ll update soon, so please wait a little longer for me
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Vminchoco

Heyy! Why don't you put the link to your ao3 account in your bio hete?! It'll be a good kick. Also waiting for your updatessss <3

Staphtheloser

@Vminchoco 
            Hey!!! I’m so sorry for replying this late. Your suggestion was actually really good. I think I might try it, even though all the fics I’ve written so far are updated in both places. And thank you so much for reading my stories. It truly means a lot
            
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MochiTata95z

So basically,….
          
          Have you ever thought of how many Vmin fans are out there? Not gonna lie, but I wish I could be friends with all of them. So, I could share with them the same obsession I have for Taehyung and Jimin. But at the same time, I am socially awkward while trying to chat. I wasn’t like that before but after taking MANY BREAKS from social media my abilities have vanish.  That is definitely my fault but like, blame me I needed those breaks after all. After all the trauma I have been through with those annoying and toxic exes. 
          
          Would you help me become friends with more vminies?! 
          I want to have more friends.. 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            The vmin community may be small, but that’s exactly what makes it special. I feel like vminies are unique in the way we’re content just cherishing vmin’s bond, without needing more. That in itself is beautiful, especially when you think about how deeply rooted other ships are. But no matter what happens, at the end of the day, vmin are soulmates. They said it themselves and even immortalized those very words in a song they sang to the whole world at the top of their lungs. That alone says everything.
            
            I’m really sorry to admit this, Josie, but I’m just as awkward as you when it comes to interacting with people. I don’t have many names to suggest as potential friends, but honestly, if you hop on twitter and join vmin communities, you’ll find so many vminies who share the same brain cells as us. They’re such a vibe and genuinely so friendly. I’m not sure if you’re already part of some of those communities, but if not, I’d definitely recommend joining one, you’ll never run out of people to talk to about vmin there. Sorry I couldn’t be more helpful to you
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MochiTata95z

Lovely Jay ~ 
          
          I miss you very much! Please I need some attention again 
          
          I know you are busy and I just hope that everything is going well there. Please do take lots of care and stay healthy. Your wellbeing matters a lot to me and I just want you to be happy and healthy. 
          
          Remember that you always have a silly, annoying girl rooting for you and also hoping for you to always be happy. 
          
          I love you so much lovely Jay! <3 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            I'm so sorry it took me this long to reply to you. I feel so guilty right now, I don't even know what to say or how to apologise properly. Please forgive me
            
            One thing I know for sure is that I don't deserve you. You're so nice, so sweet, so pretty, so considerate, and here I am being nothing but a jerk to you. Sometimes it makes me want to jump off a cliff.
            
            But even so, you're one of the reasons this shitty world feels a little better to live in.
            
            I love you so much too, Josie 
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MochiTata95z

What would happen if I constantly keep spamming your baked with my silly messages? 
          
          Have you ever thought of all the possibilities that someone can get from just thinking of every possibilities? (You better make sense what I am trying to say) 
          
          Why aren’t we vampires? I so badly want to be a vampire with all those mystical superpowers that the books always talk about. 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            If you ask, I’ll answer. Simple as that.
            
            To be honest, you made sense. Like… when I think about it, it makes sense, but it also doesn’t. Do you get what I mean? It’s like possible, but at the same time kind of impossible. I probably sound insane, huh?
            
            I wouldn’t actually hope to be a vampire, but I guess it’d be nice in some ways. Well except for the drinking blood part. Because hell no, I’m not putting my mouth anywhere near blood or someone’s vein
            
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MochiTata95z

You gave me the best of me
          So you”ll give you the best of you 
          
          
          Let’s see if you can recognize this words  :’) 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Yah, josie, I’m hurt.  You think I wouldn’t recognize the lyrics of magic shop? I mean, those are literally the only english lines in the whole song, the rest is in korean. Of course my non korean self is going to cling to the English words like my life depends on it (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)
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MochiTata95z

Surely all I want right now is for lovely Jay to answer me. ONLY ME AND NOBODY ELSE (yes I am jealous) 
          
          Can I get a HI from the most glorious, marvelous and beautiful author? Lovely Jay, so like umm do you know me? 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            As much as I’d love to see you jealous, I think I’ll take you being a simp for me over anything else.
            
            You really made me giggle a lot. Every time you talk to me, you put a smile on my face, no lies.
            
            If I remember correctly, I already promised to give you a lot of things. I might be slacking on the 'lots of attention' part (sorry about that), but as for the last one, yeah, I gave you my word, and I’m not taking it back
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MochiTata95z

AS IT SHOULD BE! I am just pouring out my love for you and literally confessing how much of a simp I can get. You surely don’t want to see me getting all jealous. Or am I wrong? 
            
            Tell me something, did I make you giggle a lot or just a little bit? 
            
            Nah, not really! I want just joking about me just wanting a hi from you. Because it clearly takes more than hi for me to be all set. 
            
            Let me tell you some of the things I need. I NEED LOTS OF ATTENTION AND LOCE! some silly and cute moments from you. Us being ridiculously funny and a chaos. Yk just the basic needs of a human being. I need all that from you so I can be all set. OMG I FORGIT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. I need you to be in my life forever and ever 
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Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Not gonna lie, your declarations actually got me giggling.
            So, all it takes is just a hi from me and you’re set?
            
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MochiTata95z

You know what lovely Jay!!!! I am going to start reading again all of your masterpieces!! I promise you I won’t let you down and start supporting you again! 
          
          So please forgive me that I stopped reading and supporting you! I am going to put all my blood, sweat and tears into finishing it all! 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            You mean you’re going to pull my ear off? Gosh, that’s going to hurt… but anything for you Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò
            
            Why isn’t that enough? You’re everything and more, baby
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MochiTata95z

Naur!!! Take that back! It is DEFINITELY NOT something small! I really have the urge to literally twist your ear 379 degrees around. 
            
            I know I am here but IT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT ENOUGH!! 
            
            Maybe my comments can make it up for my absence 
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Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Why are you apologizing for something so small ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ. It's alright. You are here, that's what matters the most (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)
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MochiTata95z

I AM SO LONELY ~ 
          
          Without lovely Jay I am nothing 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Don’t be sad. I’m right here, just a keyboard away. Tell me what’s on your mind
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MochiTata95z

You just ruined my inspiration of trying to feel depressed…. 
            
            Lovely Jay is mean ~ 
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Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Yah, don't say that (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)
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MochiTata95z

You forgot about me lovely Jay!!!!
          
          You literally have been neglecting me from your love and attention ( hehehe it is me who has been busy and not texting you, sshhh but I like to be dramatic) 
          
          WHEN WOULD YOU PAMPER ME??
          I am heart broken right now 
          
          BTW DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE AND ADORE YOU? 

Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            Mm, you’re lucky I like you. That’s the only reason I’m holding back from pulling your cheeks right now.
            
            It’s a good thing you already know how much you mean to me, because that means you understand where I’m coming from. I know I sound like a broken record for saying it again and again, but honestly, I’m the lucky one here, for having you in my life. Why don’t you get that?
            
            I know. I feel guilty every time it takes me too long to reply. If I really tried harder, I could find at least a little time every day to write to you. I’m so sorry. I don’t even know how many times I should apologize anymore. Sometimes I wonder why you’re even friends with someone like me, someone so inconsistent, so slow. I’m sorry for everything. For sounding dull, for assuming things about you, for making you wait.
            
            Josie, I’m being serious right now, what happened? Who hurt you? You can deal with me later and tell me what’s going on. I want to know who made you feel this way.
            
            And hey, little granny? As if I’m not the one who’s at least a decade older than you. Honestly, I pray for the sanity of anyone who ever reads our conversations out of context. They’ll probably think we’re in some kind of relationship. And since we’re both in the fandom, you know exactly what kind of relationship I’m implying, right? God, that sounded weird, didn’t it?
            
            I know, baby. I feel awful that I don’t have the right words to comfort you properly. I’m really, truly sorry. But listen. Let it go, okay? Holding onto this will only keep hurting you in the end. It’s better if we just leave certain things where they are now. I’m not asking you to forget or to move on overnight but maybe let’s agree to put it down for now, let it rest. Please? And if you hate me for saying that, then fine, hit me, scold me, whatever you want. I’ll take it if it makes you feel even a little better. It just,  it hurts me to see you hurting like this
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MochiTata95z

Hehehe I know. It’s just that I love to joke around with you and I really wanted to see your reaction. 
            
            Awhh no, my lovely Jay, I didn’t mean you to feel offended or hurt. Obviously I know that my lovely Jay always keeps me in her thoughts and that really makes me feel so happy.  I am so lucky to have such precious human being with me 
            
            First of all. Ouch!! What have we talked about us not worrying about that? You CLEARLY should know by now that we can literally text each other when we want! There is no NEED to wait for the other one to come back because WE HAVE PROMISED not to think that we are bothering the other one. Understand??? Secondly, I might be a little bit active on social but that doesn’t mean I won’t text you if I see your notifications!!! 
            
            What if I tell you that I have countless name to give you! A lot of people break my heart…. Starting from you *wink* 
            
            Jk hehehe I am sorry for joking like that with you but I really love to mess around with you my little granny. 
            
            But if we are talking fr, you know the answer to that. I really don’t need to tell you the name of that person. You know I saw something that made me feel furious but at the same time sad somehow. 
            
            YESS!! As it should be! I always want you to remember how much I love you, like you literally need to feel my love every single time. 
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Staphtheloser

@MochiTata95z 
            I didn’t, Josie. You know I literally told you today that I keep you in my thoughts often. So when you said I was ignoring you, ouch, that really offended me (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)
            
            Honestly, I was planning to text you, but I figured you’d be least active on socials. So I just waited for you to come back. And now that you’re here, let’s just have fun together, okay?
            
            Now, tell me, who broke your heart? Just give me a name.
            
            of course I know, silly. You remind me all the time
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