It’s ya boi

Hi, yo no saber english T.T

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Last night I screamed because I thought there was a huge bug on the ground everyone came in scared as fuck and asking why I screamed.
          The bug was was a fucking butter bean.

That pfp pic is
          
          
          Yes

Cop: how high are you 
              :Am I what?
          Cop: high
              :hello
          

Sometimes I wonder why do I exist 

I had my drawing stuff on my bedside table, and I was eating pink starbursts. 
          And my dumb ass tried to eat an eraser.

If you’re trash and you feel down just remember it’s trashCAN not trashCANNOT

When ever someone ask me why a banana is curved I’m going to say
          
          An old man was planting a tree 
           He gotten so tired that he sat in the chair and slept there in the shade,
           the tree grew and grew until it can produce fruit.
          The old man was like that for so long that the fruit copied the old mans position.
          
          “grandpa/grandma did that really happen?”
          
          “No “