much regrets™

Follow me back!!@

me: *happily watching yuri on ice watchalong with thomas sanders on youtube*
          
          mom: *barges in* follow me outside to buy stuff you need fresh air
          
          my mind: *shrieks* bUT WHY U JUST HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING I WAS ENJOYING MYSELF

hi i'm bored
          oh hi i'm dad
          - Quality Dad Jokes 2017™

when u're starting to get very really totally absolutely done with evrything (which happens every hour)

i should stop reading gay af fanfics and study
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          nah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*sees all my friends updating their books frequently*
          
          *stares intensely at my book with over 3k reads and last updated months ago*
          
          me: my level of self-commitment is lower than levi's height :)

i just realised noragami isn't in your bio lmao
          
          (yes i kinda stalk people)

also tmw wattpad recommends a book that's in your library -_-

i finally found a fanfic that made me die even more on the inside because of its hideous and cringy grammar that could kill satan

you know those moments when you actually think you're gonna die from absolute boredom but then you're just clinging onto the edge, trying to stay bored forever instead of just dying
          
          well that got deep