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ME: Today will be a good day!
My depression: Tough luck. Those pills don't work.
Me: Oh shit I should tell the doct-
Depression, loudly: Eat more you pathetic slob. Maybe you'll knock out forever and spare everyone the sight of you.
Me, knowing this is a mental breakdown and how I'm spiraling and that I can't stop because my brain is Mean: okay lol.