911 dispatcher: 911 what's the emergency
Me : HELPP
911 : Calm down, what's wrong
Me: It's my brain! There's a broken radio in there and it wont stop playing random songs and Th- there's a tv screen which wont let me stop imagining fake scenarios!
911: I understand, could you tell me more about yourself?
Me: I'm Starry, I'm a cat, and I can be described as a social psychopath who loves reading 
911: Starry, we are sending a team to you, they have a box full of KitKats.
Me : Thank you very much!!!