AlexeisCherrySlurpee

I know this is late, but thank you for following me!

I SWEAR LADIES, GENTS AND EVERYBODY IN BETWEEN/ NOT EVEN ON THIS SPECTRUM, I HAVE BEEN WEARING SIZE 10 CONS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, EVEN THOUGH IM A 8, BUT GUESS  WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY?? NOT THESE NUTS BUT A PAIR OF FRICK FRACKEN CONS THAT SORTA FIT ME (I SHOULDA ORDERED 8 1/2'S ALL WELL)

I swear on my life that if I cant start understanding math, imma live in  pizza land among the gay birbs