You'll never catch me upset! I'm too busy to waste my time like that. 🤑

Don't stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.😎

Being dramatic is always fun 😂

If you listen to me closely, you can hear me not caring.🙄

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.😁

I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest. It's not my fault that truth hurts. Here's a band-aid.😉

The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.😏

Be you, do you, for you.
You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.😛

Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.🤩

And that's is what me weird in my way .
Take it or leave it .

Ps: if you gonna send me nasty DM's the  I'm gonna report you right away.