Once upon a time in a high school creative writing class a teacher asked for the letter that my name started with.

And my genius response was 'my name um, starts with, ugh, kelcey?'

So for the remainder of the year I was Starts With Kelcey. Any time no one volunteered to share their work, someone would say let's Start with Kelcey. So I'm pretty sure at my high school reunion my name tag will say ' hi my name is : Starts With'