StatehumansAlaska
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StatehumansAlaska
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Orion_Does_Stuff
Honestly, after reading your bio, all I can say is this......
Your not my worst nightmare, Dixie is.
_Rowan__
I hope your okay, I come to send you love.
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cottageof_mushroommm
Russian America: mister I have a question. Could you answer it for me?
StatehumansAlaska
@_StateHumansAlaska_ Dont worry, I'm sure they'll learn their lesson soon!
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cottageof_mushroommm
@StatehumansAlaska RA: :/ aw darnit! I was gonna teach them a lesson for being a meanie!
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StatehumansAlaska
Alaska: omg co-fronting feels so weird what-
StatehumansAlaska
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@Texas_State_Humans i don't have full control over the body but like,, I can still communicate n shit- im not used to this but sOmebody won't let me take the front-
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cottageof_mushroommm
W o a h- Another version of Alaska go brrrrrr *casually yeets my bby Russian America at ur face*
StatehumansAlaska
@_StateHumansAlaska_ Yes, you are a giant!!! You are bigger than the universe!!!
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StatehumansAlaska
((INSULTS:
1. YOU HUMANOID DAMP SOCK
2. DONT THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT YOUR MOMMY TIES YOUR SHOES IN THE MORNING
3. YOU'RE MORE BORING AND ANNOYING THAN IF THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WAS A COMMERCIAL
4. YKNOW HOW SOMETIMES AFTER YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID THAT'S IRREVERSIBLE YOU REALIZE SECONDS AFTER DOING IT? THATS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOUR PARENTS WERE HAVING SEX
5. BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD LADY'S COUCH
6. HM, [EXPENSIVE BRAND NAME] HUH? I SEE... SO YOU'RE AN ATTENTION SEEKING ASSBOWL?
7. YOU'RE A ✨SEXUAL TEMPERANCE SPOON✨
8. YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A BROKEN UMBRELLA IN A HAIL STORM
IF I THINK OF MORE ILL SAY THEM-))
TundraCalypso
@StatehumansAlaska J LITERALLY AND LOOKING FOR INSULTS TO MIX AND MATCH TO CREATE NAMES FOR A BULLY AT SCHOOL, MAY I USE THIS XD
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StatehumansAlaska
((FUN THREATS WITH ME!
1. ILL SKIN YOU IN A WARM ROOM, THAT WAY YOU WONT DIE AND YOULL STAY ALIVE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK
2. YKNOW, YOUR HANDS LOOK LIKE THEY'D MAKE PRETTY GOOD GLOVES!
3. YOUR TEETH ARE LOOKING QUITE DELICIOUS TODAY!
4. I WILL FLIP YOUR ORGANS INSIDE-OUT
5. I WILL MAKE A PIPE OUT OF YOUR BONES AND SMOKE WITH IT
6. YOUR EYES DO BE LOOKIN PRETTY SALTY TODAY, MIGHT ADD SOME PEPPER TO MAKE IT TASTE BETTER
7. I WILL EAT YOUR FRIENDS, FUCKNUGGET
8. YOUR GARDEN? DONT YOU MEAN MY PUBLIC BATHROOM?
THATS ALL I GOT RN))
StatehumansAlaska
Commie Alaska: Lately, I have been contemplating restarting what happened in April, as it only paused and did not truly end. There was no final agreement or settlement, so it technically never ended. Shall I start it back up again? I'm sure there are many states that would love to join me!