Just a wayward Cybertronian following the exodus of our home. Since arriving on your planet Earth 20+ years ago, I have taken quite a liking to your stories and feel I may be able to share some myself.

Though as a warrior, my skills with words do not match my familiarity with a blaster. So if you would be so kind as to be patient with me along my new journey, it would be appreciated.

And some quality oil.