Stella

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

- Virgil's Eyes -
          
          Logan: "Virgil's eyes are plain. Nothing spe-"
          
          Roman: *randomly appears* "VIRGIL'S EYES ARE THE MOST INTENSE SHADE OF BROWN I HAVE EVER SEEN! ARE YOU BLIND?! WHEN SUNLIGHT HITS THEM, SUDDENLY THEY ARE BRILLIANT AND CLEAR! VIRGIL'S EYES ARE FULL OF DEPTH YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN FATHOM! THEY REMIND ME OF-"
          
          Logan: *smirks*
          
          Roman: "...don't."

- Thomas taking his Sides to the mall -
          
          Thomas: "Okay. We're only going to be the things on the list. So no looking at clothes or makeup OR flirting with boys, Roman."
          Roman: *crosses his arms* "You're no fun."
          Thomas: "No going into Hot Topic, Virgil."
          Virgil: *groans*
          Thomas: "No looking at animals and no touching anything, Patton."
          Patton: "Aww..."
          Thomas: "No buying any science stuff, Logan."
          Logan: "Fine."
          Thomas: "Deceit, be nice."
          Deceit: "Damn it..."
          Thomas: "And no nasty stuff, Remus."
          Remus: "Fine." *about to eat deodorant*
          Thomas: "AND NO EATING DEODORANT!"
          Remus: "WHY?!"

Virgil: (joking) "And remember: You're not allowed to fall in love with me."
          Roman: "That won't be a problem!"
          
          ~(Two Nights Later)~
          
          Roman: (curled up in a blanket on Thomas's couch) "..."
          Roman Again: (blushing) "THERE'S A PROBLEM--"
          
          (( I don't ship Roman and Virgil, but this was too funny. I had to do it!! ))

Patton, Virgil, Roman, and Logan In: Super Glue
          [By: Jack and Dean]
          
          Roman: "...Patton?"
          Patton: "..."
          Roman: "I've super glued my hands together."
          Patton: "Pff, I am so glad we are friends."
          Roman: "Patton, this is serious!"
          Patton: "Well, damn, just send me off to planet interest."
          Roman: "Patton, look at this!"
          Roman Again: *drops mug*
          Patton: "I got my ticket."
          Roman "No mug!"
          Patton: "I'm ready to go. Rarin' to go."
          Roman: "Nothing."
          Patton: "I can't wait."
          Roman: "I can't use the mug!"
          Patton: "Vrooo, there it goes, all the way to planet interest. And I'm not on it."
          Roman:  "I don't think you understand, Pat! Look..."
          Patton: *Blowing out tongue*
          Roman: "...The only dance move I can do is the fish."
          Patton: *Pop*
          Paton Again: *Click*
          Roman: "... Virgil! I've superglued my-"
          Virgil: "YES! I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!"
          Roman: "Don't yell at me, Virgil, I'm vulnerable!"
          Virgil: "I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT  YOU!"
          Roman: "If I try to take my shirt off, it just becomes gloves."
          Virgil: "OOHH, YOU'RE SO STUPID!"
          Roman: "LOGAN! IDEAS?!"
          Logan: "Hmm... Have you considered prayer?"
          Roman: *slaps*
          Logan: "...Interesting."
          Roman: "Well, what a fat load of good you are. Patton! Come on..."
          Patton: "Roman, this cat looks like you."
          Roman: "VIRGIL!"
          Virgil: "AUGH! YOU'RE SO DUMB!"
          Patton: (to Virgil) "Call him a cat."
          Virgil: (to Patton) "I'M NOT GONNA CALL HIM A CAT."
          Logan: "Curious."
          Roman: "You guys are terrible friends! I'm gonna drive myself to the hospital now, and probably crash and die, *pause* because I glued my hands together!"
          Roman Again: *leaves*
          Roman for the third time: *comes back* 
          Roman for the fourth time: "You've all glued your hands to your faces, haven't ya?"
          Patton: "Yeah, we have."
          Logan: "Yeah, we did, that's what happened."
          Virgil: "Yes."
          Logan: "We should all go to the hospital now."