“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." - Jace Wayland

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives;" -DoNotMicrowave

"My goal in life is to be... someone remarkable. As in doing something in life that'll stay on others' minds even though you might be long gone....Ah, what the hell.
Writing is my freaking PASSION! It's like music but more quieter. It's like TV but in your mind waaayy better. -ruthyxlove

"Heres to the CRAZY ones. The MISFITS. The REBELS. The TROUBLEMAKERS. The ROUND pegs in the SQUARE holes. The ones who SEE things differently. They are not fond of the RULE. And they have no RESPECT for the STATUS QUO. You can QUOTE Them DISAGREE with them GLORIFY or VILIFY them. About the only thing you cant do is IGNORE them. Because they CHANGE things.They push the HUMAN race FORWARD. And while some may see them as CRAZY ones we see GENIUS. Because the PEOPLE who are CRAZY enough to think they can CHANGE the WORLD are the ones who do.

-Apple Inc.

 *How I met Your Mother*


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