I'm a kick butt and take names kind of mama to a mess of kids, who is still fangirling over my fairytale romance with their dad (which sometimes feels like some kind of punishment), and I have a secret that I don't share with the rest of the world.

 I am a secret agent werewolf vampire from space.

Okay, not really. Secretly I am a nerd that has a way too vivid of an imagination, and loves to read. 

But don't tell anybody, it would blow my image.