Steve_mcqueen123
I don’t have good balance but I make up for it with my ability to catch myself in equally awkward and graceful ways
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I was looking at the lyrics to a feminine urge and apparently it’s ’I am the dark red liver, stretched out on the rocks.’ And not ‘I am the dark red lipgloss, stretched out on the rug.’ It makes more sense but still-
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@Steve_mcqueen123 I have never listened to the song, but I already like your version better. Lip gloss on the rug is a pain to deal with, just like me
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It has recently come to my attention that some people are attracted to Octavian. What the fuck-
No offence if your reading this and like Octavian
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I JUST HEARD MY DOOR CLICK SHUT BUT IT WAS ALREADY SHUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SEND HELP
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I hate that when I get sent to the principal and stuff, I can’t have my own opinion. They won’t listen, and will just threaten to suspend me until I agree with them which is absolute bullshit
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Vegemite is a weird thing because if you eat it by itself it tastes like shit but if you put it on toast with butter it's the best food in the world
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@Boomer172 some people don’t like it, and that’s fine, but a lot of the time they eat straight Vegemite and like no wonder you don’t like it
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I drew on my lips with a graphic marker and it started burning so I tried to rub it off, and my spit is pink now so now it’s time for another game of will I die in my sleep
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Go follow @SOLANGELO7777 or I’ll break into your house at 3am and eat all your cheese
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“Why is there a picture of *best friends name* on the bog knob?” - my dad, like a minute ago
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I printed a picture of my best friend and stuck it to the doorknob in the bathroom. Now we wait…