I'm a gamer, an artist, and a state of the art mixtape creator. Lots of people don't like me, but all I gotta do is block those haters. It must not be fun for them because they are missing out on some great stuff I can do, such as my supernatural ability to erect myself at will, which is possible due to my enhanced sleight of hand skills I unambiguously obtained from being a gaming legend. One could say I have complete mastery of my nether regions, both in the spiritual realm and in our physical reality.

But don't take my word for it, I'm just here to try to expand my media palette with my mundane work. So what better way to get my creative flow going than to post thought-provoking and interesting novels? Or perhaps I take a less serious approach trying to make humorous and brain-dead satirical endeavors with about as much wit as a YouTube commentator.  

Either way, I'll just see where I lead myself. Don't take me too seriously.