Listen, all you Style fangirls, it's not canon!
Kyle: *walks into the room in just his underwear* Hey Stan.
OKAY! This doesn't help!
Kyle: Help what?
NO HOMO. .-.
Kyle: That's not what you said last n-- *I cover his mouth*
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@TheJewishGinger is mine. Don't touch. ._.
[]My bio is an updated version, not the grade school South Park.[]
I'm Stan Marsh. I attend South Park High.
My best friends are Cartman, Kenny, and.. Kyle.
Craig Tucker can shove it.
Okay, can I be done?
Kyle: *shakes head* I guess. But you have to tell them your relationship status.
...Single. Single as hell. .__.

UPDATE: This is going to be a smut account. Where I can post my one shots with lemons included. Not all smut though.

Thank.
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  • JoinedJanuary 7, 2016



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