They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight
Reading oneshots and having sex
Jizz and gyatt and mew  and slur
They're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
'Round Wattpad Books or far away
Down the fans and round the GAYS
George Cooper and his friends
 (George) He's the cheeky one
(KaraOdTatusia) Is straight but lots of fun
(Filip) Pulls the chicks on time
(Walter) Burning down your phone line
(Żona) Really knows her stuff
(Tank) Toots and huffs and puffs
(Pim) Wants to help and smile
(BBH) Well, let's say, he's gayyyy