Snek

Miss you I hope you’re doing well

Tfw you’re visiting your dad’s friends and the vibes are all the way the fuck off:
          
          LIKE CMON YOU CAN’T BE MISOGYNISTIC, HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC AT THE SAME TIME LIKE PICK A STRUGGLE MOTHERFUCKER 

EVERYONE LISTEN UP, THIS IS URGENT!!
          
          BIDEN, IN TYPICAL ASSHOLE FASHION, IS CONSIDERING APPROVING AN ENVIRONMENTALLY DAMAGING PROJECT NAMED “WILLOW” WHICH WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE ARTIC TO EXTRACT MORE OIL TO FUEL HARMFUL OIL PLANTS.
          
          WE MUST PUT OUR FUTURE FIRST 
          https://www.protectthearctic.org/stop-willow
          
          PEOPLE OVER PROFIT!

*rock eyebrow raise*

Me: *focusing on something, not able to hear her BECAUSE I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO MY SURROUNDINGS WHEN I AM REALLY FOCUSING ON SOMETHING. SHE KNOWS THIS.*
          Mum: *yells my name*
          Me: *looks up from what I’m doing, confused and surprised*
          Mum: You need to leave one of your headphones out so you can hear me!
          Me: I…I did?
          Mum: *Starts to complain how I need to listen and PAY ATTENTION more to her*
          Me: *DIAGNOSED WITH A FUCKING LEARNING DISABILITY WHICH ALSO HAS “ATTENTION DEFICIT” IN THE FUCKING NAME.*
          Me: Mum, I haven’t taken my medication-
          Mum: how does that even relate to hearing me??
          Me: Because my brain doesn’t process what you are say-
          Mum: *continues to complain and makes me feel bad for something I cannot control*
          

GOT BACK FROM THE DOCTORS
          
          GUESS WHO CAN SAY RETARD NOW? *SOB*

My mum: You can’t get pride pins, no. You aren’t old enough to know yet
          Me: Fine, I’ll do it myself *makes a trans (kinda shitty) pride pin*
          Mum: .
          Me: WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, HUH??

There is no fucking way this actually exists https://youtube.com/shorts/kEJViuHIvRg?feature=share
          
          Least racist person in 1800’s ^

BITCH IM FUCKING CRYING
          
          THE OWL HOUSE HAS BEEN CANCELLED?? NO IM GONNA DIE IN A DITCH NOW
          
          END MY MISERY
          
          PLEASE
          
          AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAEDA WONT GET ANY SCREEN TIME
          
          FUCK DISNEY MAN

I literally got fucking covid again and now im gonna miss the first week of school
          
          I feel like dog shit
          
          Ngl jumping off a cliff seems real good now /j