StoryExpert711

J̸̝̲̍̎͘Ǫ̸̯̯̠̰̣̱̠̰̆̍̒̓̈́͘͜I̸̬̤͉̒Ń̵̛͍̩͙̽̉͑̊̓͠͠͝ͅ ̸̬̦̪̍̍̈́͘̚͠C̶̙̺̦̼̙̪̿̀̆̎̿̈̿Ừ̸̲̱̍͑͑͑̀̄̽͝ͅL̷̩͍̫̉̀̈́͊̀͌̊̈́̕T̵̹̪̝͍̹͓̟̈́̔͌̓̃͂̊̕.̴̲͔̠͉̘̫̠̣͎̈͒͊͜

Name "StoryExpert"
          
          *has no stories*
          Wait, that's illegal