Friend: dude go talk to her
Me: i tend to get choked up when talking to girls
Friend: its ok shell probably think its adorable and funny.
Me: Actually its a serious condition that can lead to dangerous causes such as lava cracks in the earth, mountain portals, black holes, and giant lasers. but we can prevent this by adding the pi numbers of 3.14159265359 with the equation of b2-4ac 2a once we added all those together we need to add our answer with eiπ + 1 = 0 thus making everything that lives on this planet and this planet invincible and to get better protection we need to add pi with F = G*((m sub 1*m sub 2)/r^2), where F is the force of attraction between the two bodies, G is the universal gravitational constant, m sub 1 is the mass of the first object, m sub 2 is the mass of the second object and r is the distance between the centers of each object. so that we can prevent any sort of any danger.
