A Strange Child

Hey….. uhm idk if you remember me…. But is this still ash..?

my girlfriend. my love. called me at 10:15 at night. to recite a christian rap about jesus she learned from youtube. 

since my gf is the human equivalent of a vampire, and basically a princess in my eyes, im calling her marcy after marcilene the vampire queen. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @that_bitch_101 MY AMZING SWEET ADORABLE GIRLFRIEND!!!

tomorrow is my amazing gfs bday. and did i just get a buncha stuff for her because shes so perfect? yes. yes i did. 

MY FAMILY IS COMING OVER LATER. WHOS READY TO GET MISGENDERED! 

the first year i wasnt single one valentines day. and lets say. MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING AMAZING. like my god. everything
          *if i could tell her plays in the background*

so guess whos dumbass got banned from coffee. this is dumb im gonna riot

go watch anything on zach smiths channel. deadass a whole fucking mood. like GAY

i got an idea from @whatwedoforfun
          their book candy hearts (amazing btw go read it)
          im using the plot. 
          and im gonna use it on my gf and hope it works