Stuff to do on a elevator.....

-Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 
-Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 
-Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 
-Sell Girl Scout cookies.  
-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 
-Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 
-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 
-Meow occasionally. 
-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.  
-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 
-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 
-Shadow box. 
-Say "Ding!" at each floor. 
-Lean against the button panel. 
-Bring a chair along. 
-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 
-Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 
-Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 
-Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 
-Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.