....           ♥♥♥LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, SLUTS AND MANWHORES♥♥♥          ....
                                    ♥♥WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!♥♥

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       (Anything you comment on will be misquoted, then used against you)

Facts about me you should know:
I am a papercut survivor
Zombies are the realest shit evaaa!!!
I was born at a very young age
My ninja name is: Mekuto Takata
I suffer terribly from amnesia
I have been known to imitate pregnant salamanders
I suffer terribly from amnesia
Sometimes i pretend to be normal, but then i get bored and go back to being me.
I have i pet dinosaur, his name is Jeff, it's short for Bob
If i was a guy, i would have a kickass mustache.....and a penis
This was just an excuse to say penis again
......( ^u^) 
..../""""""""""""\======░ ▒▓▓█  ..I blow up things from time to time..
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╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╩╩╩═╩═╩♫═AND ALWAYS WILL!!!

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                      .·´M .·´¨)....of me naked in the shower....
Yeah, bet you thought i was gonna write some sentimental crap.. 
Haha, oh well :3

It's hard to find a friend who is:
90% Intelligent
95% Beautiful
92% Sweet
98% Awesome
100% Hilarious
So you better not ever loose me!!

1 question, 1 honest answer. You can ask me any 1 question (In private message) about anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing or wrong it is. No catch, I will answer, but I dare you to post this on your profile and see what people ask you.