Genius is the African who dreams up snow.



((As Chekhov once said, even in Siberia there is happiness.))

Hiyh, I'm Ana and I'm anomalous and anonymous.
I live somewhere in the multiverse.
Guess my age. I'm not telling you.
Female pronouns, pl0x.

Zero tolerance for-
*Homophobia
*Sexism
*Bad grammar
*Furries
*Chip bags that won't open

I'd be grunge if I had the energy to apply eyeliner.
Your friendly neighborhood word dealer.
Fandom fanatic.
Fights everything but is  s c a r e d  of ponies.
Likes glitter.
Did the thing before the thing was cool.
I'd be a hipster if I had the money to afford Starbucks.

Dedications...

With a Mind like Mine -
To colorful planet earth and its exceedingly vibrant inhabitants.

Cynics Are Babies -
To R.E., the biggest baby I'll ever know.
And to Princess, my apologies still apply. 

L.F.S.H. -
To the heroes, far more than fictionally heroic to me. 


In your entire life, there will only be one event that you will not live through. But, that doesn't mean that everything else won't try to kill you.

I write the step-by-step tutorials for "how not to fall in love", and the last step is marriage. 





The web link really helped me with my drinking problem.