StrayParadox

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Sweet fuckin' lord, it's been a while. That's what cheap booze will do to you, people. That and work. And school. And rent. Fucking christ, don't grow up, it's a goddamn trap.

StrayParadox

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power.
          -P.J. O'Rourke