What a wonderful day to wake up and smell the hatred, darkness, and depressingness of this worl- ahem... I mean.. smell the flowers... so yeah. I (attempt to) write stories. Yay! That's all! *awkwardly walks away* *cringes*


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(=^ _ ^=)       Kitty face!!!!!!!!!!


I guess I'll just repost this:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Random riddle that I don't know the answer too

A couple decided that they've been though a lot. So they decided to kill themselves. They go up a building that is sure to kill them. They count down from three they guy watches the woman fall for 8 seconds. The woman then pulls out a parachute. Who betrayed who?