My name is Stretchy Martin, and in 2003 I was run over by a bus, now I am completely flat, and stretchy. I am now the symbol of equality amongst the world. I have an extreme love of weasels, and am in love with a lovely weasel named Jeremy. Yes I am gay, yes I am flat, yes I am stretchy but I am still a person, and I still have feelings. I hope to write stories about weasels, and hopefully make a book about my life story. I hope to gain new friends, and spread my message to the world!!
I would like to fight unjust things such as: homophobia, racism, bullying and more.
Follow me for a stretchier future, and listen to my tales, and how I evolved from a boy to a man.

Thank you.

--Stretchy Martin.