Hi I'm Kitty, 

See, I seem to have made the discovery that these things are incredibly difficult to write, so I thought I'd tell you about my plans to take over the world instead... just incase you were wondering. 

See it all starts with the guinea pigs. Yes, the guinea pis. Only they will be neon green and there will be an entire army of them. 

They will be unleashed onto the world with the occasional purple one dotted in there, just to add some flavour, you know. 

Basically I plan for world domination, along with a friend, (@skeletonEnthusiast) and once that happens, we might have to ah ... improvise. 

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