Hey! It's me. I'm Smoke, and I'm the British drug dealer who sells weed for a living. So far my best customer is Chiron. Anyways, my significant other is Leo Valdez, he is my accountant, and keeps track of the money.
• I am British (no I do not have a posh British accent nor a cockney one) and am unfortunately single cuz people are just too blind to see my bae potential.
• I absolutely HATE slime, it is not 'satisfactory' and it's just WEIRD.
• I have a weird obsession with the postal system, it just seems to fascinate me all together.
• Another thing you should know about me, I have no clue what I wanna do in life and I do NOT like to be pressurised
• I am Asian like Strip, and that's all you need to know
• I ADORE cliché stories. I absolutely love them and their predictability...it just something that I can't give up , it's like a guilty pleasure.
Well thats everything
Later bitches.
~
Oh my god I was a cringy little shit
- Strip
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Jul 17, 2017 05:26PM
Smoke here, my cat died (my sister's, not mine, I do not do animals)...R.I.P Pablo. He died on the 13th, pray for Pablo...View all Conversations
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