StrxberrySheep

I’ve been playing a Zelda botw a bit recently and I just met Sidon, and this mfer really expects me to fight a lynel. I can barely beat a moblin what in the world was he thinking when he asked ME???

do you mind telling me how you found my page/account? /nf

“BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!”

Wtf, my friend just told me my shoes look edible
          What am I supposed to say to respond to that lol

You know what’s funny? I have tricked everyone irl into thinking I’m mentally stable. They don’t suspect a thing.

If snakes had 4 legs, would they then be lizards?