This convo randomly popped into my head and I thought it was funny so here:
Percy:
This is Nico, he’s basically a little brother to me.
Nico:
Little brother? I’m older then you.
Percy:
*rolls eyes cuz they argue about this all the time.* No, you’re not.
Nico:
Percy, I was born in 1932.
Percy:
You’re not older than me.
Nico:
Yeah I am.
Percy:
What you wanna tell me, *gestures to Nico appearance,* you’re like 80 something?
Nico:
What are you saying I was born in 2008?
Percy:
You’re literally 13.
Nico:
I’m not 13.
Percy:
Yeah you are! You’ve got the mind of a 13 year old, the body of a 13 year old, you’re 13!
Nico:
No Percy-
Percy:
*continues to rant.*
Nico:
Percy, look at me.
Percy:
*Finally stops and looks at Nico.*
Nico:
I’m 15.
Percy:
No you’re-
Percy:
Wait, *start counting years,* you’re…
Nico:
*laughing*
Percy:
You’re not 15.
Nico:
Yes I-
Percy:
You’re ten.
Nico:
What?
Percy:
You ten. You’re not allowed to age, I’m you’re elder so what I say goes. You’re ten.
Nico:
But-
Percy:
I don’t wanna hear it. You’re ten *walks away*