Gimme a cookie and I swear your jays dont get sliced.... *Puts knife to your pumps*

Imma be real here. Pigs oink, Cows moo, and guess what a human does?

EAT LLAMAS WHADDAHEL U THINK I SAY WORK!?, (SUCH APPALLING WORDS [Eg; Work, Homework] WILL NOT BE TOLERATED YOUNG PEOPLE [Depends]) WELL IMMA PRESIDENT CHU AND SAY WORK IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

*Points accusing finger at you* and u still didn't give me a cookie.... Guess imma slice ur pumps... *Evil laugh but chokes* *Croaky voice* u won superReaderPadderWattPersonYeahIDunnoANameForYouButAnywayIDontCareIAhouldStahpBecuzItSoundsLikeThisIsYourSupermanNameThing... *Big Inhale* Next time I SHALL WIINNNN!!! MWUHAHAHAH-*Cough cough cough (Mental) Cough Cough*

-Instagram is (Censor)
-Facebook is. (Censor)
-Australian movie star planet is IAmMunchkin
-Anime Amino is JayCrimson


10% Sane
20% Lier
30% Knows Math
40% Knows Language
50% Insane
60% Perverted
70% Secretive
80% Mental
90% FAB- FAB- FABULOUS! (wanna gett up)
100% AWESOMMEEE!! *Sparkles in your face*



PART OF ME WANTS TO EAT YOUR CEREAL AND PART OF ME DOESNT WANT TO BECOME A CEREAL KILLER...

*Realises pun*
the pun master, i send my blessings....
Sans: Amen.
Papyrus: I SEND MY BLESSINGS TO THE SPAGHETTIOS OF EARTHLAND
Spaghettios: and wif ur spirit.

*Undyne shows up*
Undyne: HAIIII! 
*House nearby sets on fire* 
*Everyone stares at her*
Undyne: Holy?