I ship bullshit.
Accept it.

I wish I'd live in England, 
But I'm stuck in DreamLand.

That's why I've never met One Direction,
But they're my definition of 'perfection'.

I'm the proof that reading Harry Potter
Makes you a lot hotter.

I seem really confident, huh?
The mirror makes me say 'neah'.

The thing I'm good at, as you can see
Is finding rhymes, as odd as it can be. 


And... Writing fanfiction! Haha. X