Huh?
How did you find me?!

Might as well go ahead and get this out of the way now -- I have no idea what I'm doing... And you can't convince me otherwise.

I have no significant experience with writing, but I've been coming up with stories for a few years now all because I get REALLY bored at my job. Problem is, now I want to... no... I HAVE to write the stories down because if I don't, they won't be able to leave my head, and I'm convinced they will slowly drive me to madness with their constant attempts to escape their prison. 

*Takes a deep breath*

Anyways... here goes nothing.