L & H: Hai trash!
 H: Welcome to our poopy account, where we post poorly written stories...hehe...soy we tend to write teen fictions--
L: and PHANfictions!
H: ...wow Linz, such meme...Soy anyways if you like inspiring, deep, dark yet light-humored, poorly written--
L: AND maybe triggering stories
L & H: Come follow our account!! :D
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H: *offstage* That's a wra--
L: PROTIP!!! Most stories are co-written but smutty,triggering,phan,and Fall Out Boy ones are usually by yours truly *grins while simultaneously winking*
H: ...and I  normally write fluffy tween stories and meaningful ones!
Cameraman: ...Can I turn off the camera now? *is annoyed* 
L: another...PROTIP!!! Please send us feedback and give us a follow...pweaasseeeeeee
H: ...*facepalms*
L: MOMMY IF YOU SEE THIS--
H: Ugh for goodness sake... *shuts camera off*