Suck_my_pinky

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
          	I feel fat and heavy,
          	and i hate my body
          	
          	I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
          	I eat chocolate and strawberries,
          	I am sorry I can't help it!
          	
          	And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see
          	Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger
          	I'm getting bigger and bigger
          	I'm getting bigger, and bigger!
          	
          	How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!
          	Tell me how can i abort
          	All my fat, fat belly
          	
          	I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
          	Though I haven't had sex, with nobody but my hands
          	since the past three months
          	
          	I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
          	Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13
          	
          	And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,
          	And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?
          	You're getting bigger and bigger
          	You're getting bigger and bigger
          	You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"
          	
          	How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
          	Tell me how can I abort,
          	all my faaaat, faat belly
          	
          	I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
          	I am breeding something,
          	but i don't really know what it is
          	
          	I think I'm pregnant
          	I think I'm pregnant
          	But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting
          	Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly
          	
          	And I might give birth to a little piece of fat
          	to a little piece of fat
          	to a little piece of fat
          	
          	and you will look like butter
          	and you will look like butter
          	and you will look like
          	look like
          	butter
          	
          	Welcome Mr. Butter!
          	
          	              
          	PS: DARE COMPLETED

fjlover

@AngelicRic i still can't fathom why you wrote this.....
          	  NOW THAT I THINK OF IT you never told me the back story! so? *looking at you with the attention of 5-year old child*
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fjlover

@AngelicRic you really wrote that??? I think I just ordered the items for a perfect baby shower on Amazon without seeing that ps
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parkemma2001

Hello ric

parkemma2001

What about you 
            Have you paper also
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parkemma2001

That's on my last paper
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parkemma2001

So i am not fine till 24 march
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Parkeva070

i have two babies now and i just wanted to tell you i m sooooooo much happpy about them.......cause probably you were the first one i made an ARMY friend on wattpad and now i feel confident to talk to them....they are soo precious just like you

-sassykitten

Giaaaaaa ❤❤❤❤❤

Suck_my_pinky

@-sassykitten my vacations are over and now daily shitty college life is here :(
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-sassykitten

I am awesome, babe.... 
            So, how's everything??
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Suck_my_pinky

I AM GOOD!! HOW ARE YOU?!?!
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