Hey there Kit Kat, 
     Must of ran out of bread crumbs and stumbled your way here. Rest assured I'll lead you out of this disturbing part of the woods.   
 
Follow MEEEE *Skips Happily, juggling torches*

oye! We are still here?!  You won't follow me out of here, oh darn, how stupid of me we are still strangers.

You can call me Teddy.
I like  raspberries.
I hate Mustard.
Marvel over DC
Science is the only useful class.

I can go on all day but it's better if we get you out these woods, 

Hurry pal, the sun's almost up.