Hello, my name is Holly. To sign your soul over to me for all eternity, please click the 'follow' button above.

If you'd like more details on me, please press 5. Or keep reading, whatever floats your boat.

Firstly, I am the most laziest person you will ever meet in your life. Those fanfictions you see on my account? They haven't been touched in years, and if they have... Well, it must be your lucky day then.

Reasons why you should definitely sign over your soul to me, número uno:
I don't self-advertise. And I can speak Spanish... Okay that's a lie please don't hurt me.

I have all the ships. To be honest, I've lost count, I say "I ship it" too often to keep track of, but I do know that they are almost entirely gay... For example: Johnlock, Mystrade, Sherlock/OMC, Spirk, Sebaciel, Sebastian/Grell, Grell/William, JeanMarco, Ereri, Haru/Rin, Rei/Nagisa, Male Hawke/Fenris, and every other two characters that breathe in the same room.

Reasons why you should definitely sign over your soul to me, número dos: 
I talk to inanimate objects a LOT. Not in sort of a "Hello chair, how are you?" way. More like a *bump into fridge and magnet falls off. Glares at magnet* 
"Hey, can you NOT?" Way.

YOU BE DISRESPECTING GAYS OR RACES? YOU BE DISRESPECTING PEOPLE ON THE INTERWEBS? YOU BE DISRESPECTING ANYTHING ANYWHERE WITHOUT A DECENT REASON TO DO SO? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, WELL THEN YOU BE EVICTING YOURSELF FROM THIS DESCRIPTION BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT NO HATERS HERE! YOU DON'T SHIP THAT? TOO BAD, DEAL WITH IT. YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION BUT DON'T FORCE IT ON OTHER PEOPLE OTHERWISE I'LL SHOVE YOUR GODDAMN OPINIONS BACK DOWN YOUR THROAT.

You still here? Well, have you checked out my Ao3 account yet, because I definitely post stuff on there all the time every day forever?

Reasons why you should definitely sign over your soul to me, número tres:
I lied. I do self-advertise. About my extremely full and amazingly well stocked Ao3 account. Plus, I can speak Spanish.