Just you’re average simp

Hey guys this account is kinda dead now, I’m discontinueing all the books and rewriting them on my new account, it’s just called istoopidyo, i will write a thing here on this account and it’ll be the last you ever see or hear from this acount, I appreciate the suport so so much and thank you for this fantastic journey and i will hear from you soon, i hope anyway

My little brother and his best friend fought about who finished all the rope candy and my brother was just running around with the candy yelling stuff like “nooooooo this is a new bag, i just opened it” i looked at him from the couch and said “brother put the candy down” he ran towards his room and said “IT SAVE ME FROM DROWNING FLOCK OFF!!” I just fell to the floor weezing (this was when we were visiting my parents)

Ok so, for those of you who are wondering, i’ve just been taking a mental health break, also i have been working a lot and i usually update my wattpad (and now quotev) account after work but i’ve just been so drained that I haven’t had the energy or time, i hope you underdstand have a wonderful day

Got a quotev account, here’s a link if your curious
          https://www.quotev.com/Prima30305

I just my first monster energy drink in like 5 years and I am now full of fucking energy and I am ready to read, write and party so WHO IS WITH ME?!

So, my brother and I now have a shared wattpad account, yeeeh so if one of use writes a chapter we will mark who wrote said chapter with different emoji’s 
          
          = my bro
          = me
          
          -

Works a bitch!
          I swear I work like 7 jobs and they expect me to be at 2 places at once!!
          
          Just for context, I work morning shift as a middle school receptionist, and I also work at a bar(witch would be a cafe here in Italy) and they switch me to morning shifts, now, I usually worked the closing shift (so from 8:30 pm to 12:05 am, yes, the cafe closes at 12:05 am) but they just HAD to change to the morning shift and I told them “I work other jobs as well and most of them at morning shifts” but NOOOOO they HAD to change my shift to mornings (English isn’t my first language, bear with me here) also, they just assume that after staying there last night untile closing time and waking up in the morning  to go back there at 6:00 am with NOOO worries and NOT be mad, I wasn’t even informed about this by the way
          
          Thank you reading my rant and I hope you have a good day

*just your average simp has logged on*
          
          Soooo……. My ex-classmates dared me to let them write a storie on my account and I said yes, and this storie is a bunch of smutshots, fluff, and so on so forth staring me and my crush, our oc’s will be used and we both gave them our consent to write this, 
          
          a)my crush doesn’t know my wattpad so I’m oki with not making an embaresment out of myself
          B) expect an absolute random book titled “Hehehehehe” appear sooner or later
          
          Have a lovely time and I’ll see ya soon
          
          *just your average simp has logged off*

My life flashed before my eyes, so I was writing a storie when Welp, my brothers friend thought it would be i good idea to prank me by logging me out of my Wattpad account and my brother goes “ya ok she won’t be mad at all”, so they log me out of my account and sit there like nothing happened. I get back to writing Wattpad stories and what is this? I’m logged out of my account, just to say something I don’t remember my Wattpad account password at all so you can imagine my stress and after 2 hours and 27 minutes of panicking my brother came to help me, since me and him share this account and he remembers the password, THANK THE LORD the does otherwise I wouldn’t be able to write anymore and i’de just murder someone, ya long storie short that friend isn’t aloud to come over to my house anymore

Does anyone have a request for like…. ANITHING!!! I’m out of ideas