Welcome to the Suicidal Poets Society, this is a satire account. We are the not the Dead Poets Society, we are a group of angsty teenagers who when we have told people we are writers, they assume we write suicidal poetry, So this is for them. Please enjoy our writing and let us know what you think. We hope you are left pleasantly confused. THIS IS ALL SATIRE AND WE ARE NOT HERE TO OFFEND ANYONE.