SuicidalSkittle

I have to tell my dog that my arm is not his chewtoy. X3

SuicidalSkittle

Did the clock just stop?
          Or did the stopped clock
          Miss a tick or two or tock?
          
          Was it tick tock stop
          Or slow, slow, tick (Tock... Tock... Tick)
          Take your pick!
          
          So, did it drop a tick
          Or skip a tock?
          Once this starts, you can't stop!
          
          With all this talk of ticks
          And apparent lack of locks
          Time it seems just slipped
          Ticking tocking stuck or stopped
          
          The clock looked down
          And we looked up (to it)
          The time was right (we thought)
          But wrong we now admit
          
          And for just a tick
          I think, we thought
          Time's not so quick,
          It's not so fast!
          
          But while the clock still told us 
          Ten to three
          Time whispered back
          Its twenty past

SuicidalSkittle

Welcome to society,
          We hope you enjoy your stay,
          And please feel free to be yourself,
          As long as it's in the right way,
          Make sure you love your body,
          Not too much or we'll tear you down,
          We'll bully you for smiling,
          And then wonder why you frown,
          We'll tell you that you're worthless,
          That you shouldn't make a sound,
          And then cry with all the others,
          As you're buried in the ground,
          You can fall in love with anyone,
          As long as it's who we choose,
          And we'll let you have your opinions,
          But please, shape them to our veiws,
          Welcome to society,
          We promise that we won't deceive,
          And one more rule now that you're here,
          There's no way you can leave.