I'm a young writer even though I'm bad at it, so I apologize for everything I write while I'm hungry.

I am from Russia, but I live in the Netherlands (actually I am a Russian spy, but nobody knows yet).

Okey, now you can send me a message and be friends with me. Only if you want

(WARNING! I can sometimes be mean, but don't worry, you can be mean too!)

I am funny and can relate to the most that you have experienced in your life. Even though I don't come out so often, I like to talk to people. Not that they like to talk to me, I still enjoy most conversations.

Okay, I hope you had a nice day and be careful for banana peels on the road.