I am almost 20 years old and I have a beard.
I prefer little to no hair to be on my head.
I consider myself linguistically proficient (also I was having some trouble, just now, spelling proficient).
I dislike Shakespearean writing (I prefer English to be in the English language (of the English and not US pseudo-English).
I have many things I want to say and an equal amount of things I do not want to say and the Sum of the things I want to say and the things I do not want to say equates to S +(-S) where a positive value of S denotes what I +want+ to say and a negative value of S denotes what I do -not- want to say.